Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
