New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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