The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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