Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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