when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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