So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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