i permit you to call me
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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