You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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