Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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