I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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