): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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