nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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