best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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