wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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