no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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