Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I had to cum in my sink.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
God, I missed his penis.
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