I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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