i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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