If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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