i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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