just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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