There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
