Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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