with your own penis?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Will exercising make me less horny?
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