Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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