A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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