I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Every concussion has its silver lining
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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