Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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