Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
