Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
wow bdsm is so cute
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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