In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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