This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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