So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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