She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dignity is for republicans.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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