remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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