question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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