the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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