i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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