Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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