new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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