my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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