How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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