At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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