your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
