Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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