You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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