I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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