But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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