fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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