I wanna bring you to show and tell
We named our party play list daddy issues
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you never un-have a 4some
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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