3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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