Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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