you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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