..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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